A question of faith

So I'm sorry to inform you, but according to a survey of PhDs in America right now, it turns out that you are an atheist 🙂
If your esteemed rabbi wants to tell us something we didn't know? Ahem...
Well, at least it fits with the fact that you have a doctorate, which symbolizes your ability to think independently of the thoughts of your predecessors.

Indeed, a ridiculous survey. It is extremely improbable that an American surveyor would only consider all the religious people who exist in the world, of all religions, and not also measure and present the opinion of a single Jew from the Land of Israel.