So I’m sorry to be the one to tell you, but according to a fancy survey in America right now, it turns out you’re actually an atheist 🙂
If the honorable Rabbi wants to tell us something we didn’t know? Umm…
Oh well, at least it fits with the fact that you have a doctorate, which symbolizes your ability to think independently rather than according to the thoughts of your predecessors.

Indeed, a ridiculous survey. It is extremely unlikely that an American pollster would refer only to all the religious people that exist in the world across all religions and not also measure and present the view of even one Jew from the Land of Israel.