Q&A: Male Nipples
Male Nipples
Question
Why did God create man with nipples?
Answer
Before you ask me why the Holy One created man that way, ask why evolution gave us them. And when you answer that, I’ll answer you that it is also the explanation for your question, since apparently we were created by way of evolution.
Discussion on Answer
Good morning, A, obviously the Creator made man with nipples so that he could nurse his children…
If we believe in deterministic laws of physics, there does not seem to be room for evolutionary embarrassments.
Unless we say that in the Big Bang everything that happened afterward was marvelously programmed as part of a deterministic process. And if so, then male nipples too were part of the plan.
If you want an Orthodox answer to the matter, one could say they were created for that widower who nursed his son.
I believe the accepted claim is that in the process of embryonic development, which is a branching chain process with precise timing, the nipples are formed before the gene that induces the development of male traits begins to be expressed, and therefore at that stage there is no choice but to produce nipples indiscriminately.
Why that is specifically the order in which the chain of events can be carried out is a question that cannot be answered in a specific, detailed way, but apparently changing the order would carry higher costs in terms of resources, time, etc.
To fool the heretics lol
So that babies will wonder
Why are the eyes of Tarmodians bleary?
There is also the condition of gynecomastia, where they actually develop like a woman’s breasts. So is that a defect on the production line? And there are more and more defects that point to poor design. So either the process is blind, or the design is flawed? And don’t be mistaken, I also don’t accept evolution in its simple, straightforward form.