And of course he also violates prohibitions like “Be wholehearted,” etc.

Disgraceful.
You’re making a fool of yourself when you use expressions like that.

To be precise: in his first answer (“idiot”), the Rabbi folded in what he then spelled out in the end (“he violates the prohibition of ‘Be wholehearted,’ etc.”)… and that’s his intent: Rabbi Ben Artzi is not wholehearted—he is an idiot. Because the Torah commands a person to be wholehearted… as is well known from the story of the Wise Man and the Simpleton.

Usually I’m very fond of Michi’s style. But sometimes, like this time, he outdoes himself, and then my heart really goes out to him. It makes me want to kiss him. Michi, I’m coming to Lod. Here or on the cheek?

Withhold not your hand from either one.
Perhaps affectionate kisses like yours will pray on his behalf.

It’s simply amazing every time anew.
My esteem for him rises—and in an instant, with one idiotic expression, everything withers.