Q&A: A Woman's Singing Voice
A Woman's Singing Voice
Question
Peace and all good to the mighty genius, master of all physics and science, polymath, right-hand pillar, mighty hammer, champion of the shepherds, may his Rock and Redeemer preserve him, wise and understanding, expert and veteran, chain of noble lineage, branch of the tree of the fathers, fruit of the splendid tree, owner of Aaron’s beard flowing down over his attributes, king of the Hungarians, number one goulash maker, to the honorable Rabbi Michael David, known as Doctor Abraham, may he live a good long life!
I hereby renew greetings,
Now, my friend, the President of the USA, Donald, known as Mister President, has let me know that he intends to host me for a meal. At the said meal, his granddaughter, may she live a good long life, is supposed to sing, and so my soul is in my question: may I watch that performance, or must I leave the venue because of the prohibition regarding a woman’s singing voice being considered nakedness?
And I remain one who esteems and honors him in accordance with his lofty worth,
Stuart, known as Professor Slovinovinsky
Answer
Only if her grandfather sings together with her. But then one would have to leave because of the off-key singing, and this requires further consideration. As it is said: it's fantastic